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Joke of the Day

"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""

"Bondage devotees trussed each other."

"Coworker sneezed, and said ""Oh my. I don't know where that came from."" I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose."

"I just crashed a massive party... ...bus. Luckily there were no major injuries"

"When you're sliding into first.... Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things.... What's your favorite?"

"What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? It's confi-dental"

"Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach."

"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"

"[date] Her: ""Well, the horoscopes pretty much govern my life, I'm a sagittarius, what are you?"" Me: *halfway out the door* ""Educated."""

"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"