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Joke of the Day
"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
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"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"
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"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."
"HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money."