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Joke of the Day

"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""

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"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"
"My most pretentious joke. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"Whenever I see a teenager, I can't help thinking"" holy shit"" was I really THAT fucking stupid once?"
"Hey women, save your money, we just want you wrapped in a bow for Christmas. Wait, don't even worry about buying the bow."
"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."
"Women think they are smart for faking orgasm Men fake whole relationships just to get sex."
"When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in I feel like I should get some applause or something."
"A man goes to the doctors for a physical. The doctor says ""you have to stop masturbating"" The man replies ""why?"" The doctor responds ""because I'm trying to give you a physical"""
"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"