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Joke of the Day

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby."

"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words... it was published posthumeously."

"We all know the old saying ""I named my dick 'The Truth' cause bitches can't handle it..."" I call mine ""The Plea Bargain"" cause ladies only take it as a last resort."

"What's the Difference between like, love and showing off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle"

"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."

"I think we figured out which one was Destiny's child."

"A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON."