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Joke of the Day

"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""

"My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!"

"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."

"why do elephants paint their toe nails red? to hide in cherry trees. have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? works doesn't it"

"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."

"Girl, is your name Hoover? Cuz damn!"

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."

"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"

"Wife: Well, they say a mirror adds ten pounds. Me: That's a cam- Wife: ... Me: Yes. Yes they do."