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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"
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"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."
"I put my pants on just like everyone else in your mom's bedroom in the morning"
"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."
"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."
"Is it bad that when you walk into a room and a persons clothes are hanging up that you think they have new curtains?"
"What's the main difference between a man and a woman? It's what comes to mind when they think of the word facial."
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen... Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press"
"What do you call a silent kebab? A shh-kebab"