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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"
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"Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for a night. Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for the rest of their life."
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"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"
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