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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"
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"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."
"I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him."
"My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days."
"The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die"
"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""
"ok sir guacamole is gonna be an extra $1.80 plus the rights to sacrifice your soul to the dark lord satan thank u for choosing chipotle"
"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me ""Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace"" So I bought her nothing."
"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."
"What do you call a ring of iron atoms? A ferrous wheel."