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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horse get a DUI? She had too many maretinis"
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"What did the doctor say to the cancer patient? You have tumor months to live."
"i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir."
"Why doesn't Trump's campaign manager answer his phone? Unlike him it doesn't have battery charge."
"Haven't worn a bra in 4 days.... I love being a man"
"A woman walks into a bar Oh, I just wanted to say ""a woman walks into a bar"" because the jokes always start with ""a man walks into a bar""."
"I never know what to do with my hands when I'm at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me."
"Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder."
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."
"HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T ""RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!"" Me: Duh. That's why I was late."