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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
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"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"
"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""
"There's good climate in heaven, but a better company in hell."
"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."
"My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer"
"I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me."
"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""
"What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called? A *paradox.*"
"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."