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Joke of the Day

"The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting."

"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."

"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."

"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

"It seems many women are turned off by Donald Trump... Maybe it's because he rubs them the wrong way..."

"Two Jews walk into a bar... they buy it."

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"

"I love Italian jokes. They really help the day go."

"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"

"How does an eyelash, so soft and fine, turn into a cheese-grater when it gets under your eyelid?"