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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."
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"I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices."
"What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries."
"How do you call a dog with no legs ? You don't call it, you pick it up."
"With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed."
"Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world's leading reverse psychologist"
"Hi my name is Richard. I'm a husband and it's been 3 months since my last decision."
"Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held."
"Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else"
"What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."