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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."

"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"

"Yo daddy jokes? Recently heard a yo mama joke and wondered if there is such a thing as yo daddy jokes. If they do exist, I'd like to read some!"

"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"

"Why does a chicken coop always have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan."

"[NSFW] If you can only say nigger if you're black I guess I'm black now?"

"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."

"Whenever I'm bored, I call one of my parents and ask them to describe how the internet works."

"Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events? John Cena."

"My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots."