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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."

"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."

"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."

"I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!"

"What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service."

"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."

"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."

"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."

"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."

"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"