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Joke of the Day
"Ay girl, are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna take a Pikachu."
Next Joke
"Knock Knock..."
"Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges."
"Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"Ready to earn money staring at my screen all day so I can afford to go home & stare at my screen all night, repeating the process unto death"
"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"
"My next door neighbour just confronted me about her clothes going missing from the washing line .. I nearly shit her pants"
"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"
"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."