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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells."

"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."

"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."

"I could see my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load last night... I could see it in her eyes."

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."

"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, ""do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Coffee's a great way to fool yourself into believing you're going to have a productive day."

"What do you call a skinny misogynist? Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as ""egalitarian""."

"If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym."

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"