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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."

"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"

"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ... ... not screaming in terror, like his victims."

"There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop. Reports say there was a lot of die Brie."

"What do pizza boys and gynaecologists have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it! (Joke from sikipedia)"

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."

"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""

"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"

"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."

"My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom. It's okay, God will protect us."