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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."

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"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."
"*in bed* Him: what's your fantasy, baby? Me: Scrooge McDuck but skittles instead of gold Him: No, like sexual Me: Scrooge McDuck but skittl-"
"What do you call a chicken with no neck? A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit."
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