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Joke of the Day

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""

"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"

"Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?"

"A joke I made up yesterday . . . Relationships are like socks. They're cool with me, as long as they are the same color."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face"

"AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we'll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]"

"What did the DNA say to the other DNA? ""Do these genes make me look fat?"""

"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."

"Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!"