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Joke of the Day

"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""

"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"

"Today I was reversing my car off the drive... ... and I thought ""Ahh, this takes me back."""

"Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite."

"Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?"

"Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month? Me: The package said ""Take on an empty stomach"" so, not yet."

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."