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Joke of the Day

"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""

"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"

"Two friends are drinking in a bar...[FIXED] ....I I I cent seem to 'member rest of the joke."

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."

"Ever have one of those days where you drink so much coffee that you can't hold the scalpel straight? LOL! It's like a Gallagher show!"

"I don't see dead people, but I do always see spiders that aren't really there."

"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."

"What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet."