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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
Next Joke
"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."
"What are Aladdin's least favourite biscuits Jaffar Cakes"
"Apparently, having sex with a condom... is not as good as having sex with a person."
"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"
"The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda."
"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"
"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."
"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."