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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."
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"There're only 10 types of people in the world ... those that understand binary, and those who don't."
"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."
"When you say the word ""poop"" your mouth makes the same shape as your butthole when you poop The same can be said for ""explosive diarrhea"""
"I won a fight that was five against one in Baltimore today. We totally kicked the shit out of that guy."
"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."
"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."