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Joke of the Day

"What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time? Palmela Handerson"

"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."

"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"

"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""

"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"

"Why is it so hard to find good posts on NSFW subreddits? Because every post is a sticky post."

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."

"Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon."

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"