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Joke of the Day
"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? Depends on which direction she wipes..."
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"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"
"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."
"Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing? One cannoli guess."
"asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos ."
"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"
"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""
"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"
"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."