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Joke of the Day
"What type of people can you not stand? People in wheelchairs"
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"Cable guy's here. I plan on yelling ""DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU IN FRONT OF HIM!"" to my girlfriend before he leaves."
"David Cameron walks into a sandwich shop with a pig... The shopkeeper says ""alright dave, pulled pork ?"" ""No mate, she's just a friend."""
"What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me"
"A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks ""what's shaking?"" The cashier replies ""Nepal"""
"The Edge falling off stage at that U2 concert... it's comedy on at least two levels."
"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."
"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."
"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."