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Joke of the Day
"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
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"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."
"It always amuses me when I see tweets from people clearly using words they don't understand, thus making themselves look aerodynamic."
"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."
"Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!"
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman."
"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."
"Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? To prevent them from whistling."
"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."