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Joke of the Day

"Why did the vampire have to get glasses? Because he was blind as a bat! (My 4 year old sister came up with this one yesterday)"

"If you don't wear a seatbelt while on a plane, you might hit the seat in front of you when it smashes into the ground at terminal velocity."

"What do you call a Jewish piano? A cash register."

"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."

"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."

"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a joke?"

"What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?"

"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."