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Joke of the Day

"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Me too dad. Dad: Doesn't anyone like guys here? Son: I do?."

"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"

"If a Nun changed sex... Would that make them a tran-sister?"

"Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times."

"Girl's status* ""Bored"" 86 likes 27 comments *My status* ""Just got accepted into Harvard! 0 likes 1 comment from Mom: ""nerd"""

"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"