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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."
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"Fallout 4 doesnt come out in japan till december 17th.. Which is fair, because they got the original fallout about 60 years before us."
"I would tell you a nun joke.. .. but it's nun-appropriate."
"A bunch of white men came up with ways to solve institutional racism, and all without having to listen to even one black person. GREAT JOB!"
"I keep fixing my door every time my British friend leaves He always brexit."
"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."
"Thank you for defining the word 'many' for me. It means a lot."
"H G Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. ""Bugger off""said the librarian, ""you didn't bring it back"""
"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"
"I love my girlfriend, but... My wife hates her!"