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Joke of the Day

"If you want to setup a company and run it Then that's your business."

"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"

"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!"

"It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!"

"It's weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing"

"How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven."

"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."

"A mosquito bit Hillary Clinton the other day... It was later found to have hit itself in the back of the head with a fly swatter."