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Joke of the Day

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags in the woods."

"I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself"

"What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot."

"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Forgotten about in the kitchen"

"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."

"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

"I had a Mayweather joke, but it ran away from me."

"I guy stumbled into a bar..... ...**OUCH**"