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Joke of the Day
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch."
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"For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?"
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"If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut."
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"