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Joke of the Day

"GARY: ""You wanna?"" BARRY: ""Ugh. Jesus OK."" (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)"

"The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system."

"(while falling down a well) god damnit i forgot to grab my phone charger"

"confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god."

"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best."

"How do you get a free flight at an airport? Take the stairs."

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"