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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a free flight at an airport? Take the stairs."
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"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"
"Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from."
"An English Girl.. WIFE: ""I'm going to LONDON. What gift do you want?"" HUSBAND: ""An English girl."" After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: ""Where is my gift?"" WIFE: ""Wait for nine months!"""
"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."
"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."
"Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus."