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Joke of the Day
"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."
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"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."
"*Invents silent snack packages. *Becomes president of the United States."
"Why can't you play UNO with Mexicans? They'll steal all of the green cards."
"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."
"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"
"What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce."
"That shitty moment when you finally get comfy in bed then realize the lights are on."
"Q: ""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" A: ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."