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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sea mammal with a mission? A porpoise."
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"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"
"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""
"Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else"
"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"
"Broke Last night, a burglar broke into my flat looking for some money. I woke up and went with him to join him in the search."
"A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?"
"People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked."
"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"