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Joke of the Day

"Two prostitutes are discussing one asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? the other one answers: -Fifty dollars like everybody else"

"Ate at w pho restaurant and based on my waitress' facial reaction I'm not sure if I asked for a fork or killed her entire family"

"What do you call a stag with his eyes gouged out no eye deer. What if he's in the path of a car? Still no eye deer What if he's mid coitus too? Still fucking no eye deer"

"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."

"Why Can't a Nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."

"How does a Muslim shut a door? Islams it."

"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"

"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"

"I say 'tomato', you say 'put your hands where I can see them and exit the vehicle slowly' ."