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Joke of the Day

"How do Mexican cut pizza? Little Caesars."

"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"

"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."

"Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary? He was Haydn."

"My biggest complaint about Batman v Superman is how the movie always just assumes you know which one is which."

"I hardly ever drink Only 2 times a year to be exact On my birthday, And when it's not my birthday"

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."

"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."