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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand men who can pull off facial hair why don't they just use a razor?"
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"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."
"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"
"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"
"I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
"Wife walked into the bedroom. ""What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?"" ""No honey, it s not what it looks like."""
"Teacher: You're new here aren't you what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith"
"I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies."
"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."
"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"