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Joke of the Day

"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"

"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."

"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"

"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"

"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"

"I don't know what hurts my wrist more, playing volleyball or watching women's volleyball!"

"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."

"I don't always try to use big words but when I do, I accidentally tell a mother her toddler was a necrophiliac today instead of narcoleptic."

"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"

"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."