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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"
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"Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts"
"So a termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bartender here?'"
"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."
"""Change is never easy..."" ~McDonalds employees"
"Last night I got a handjob from a blind girl She said, ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said, ""nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE: Whisper ""You should have killed me when you had the chance"" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you."
"What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!"
"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."