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Joke of the Day

"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."

"An Englisman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"

"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."

"Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating."

"so a dyslexic man........ walks into a bra"

"What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them"

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? No tale."

"Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct."

"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."