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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!"
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"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic."
"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."
"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."
"A duck wearing a shoe walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey Duck, I think you lost a shoe"" says the duck: ""No, I found one"""
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."