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Joke of the Day

"An Englisman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"

"I used to be schizophrenic... ... but we're OK now."

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("

"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."

"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""

"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"

"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."