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Joke of the Day

"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."

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"What do you call a gay black man? A homiesexual"
"ME: (signing) What color are apples? BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors"
"You know who are the best pussy magnets? Gynecologists.."
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
"You guys hear the one about the Middle Eastern guy? He wanted to be a terrorist but then he'd just falafel."
"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."
"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."
"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."
"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"