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Joke of the Day
"Spurs is the best football team ever."
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"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."
"Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. ""I'm Bruce Willis"" he says. The parrot repeats it. ""yeah right"" Bruce says, but is secretly worried"
"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"
"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"
"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."
"What song did the gay guy sing on his way back from vacation in Thailand? Goodbye yellow dick road"
"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."
"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."
"Well well well, if isn't the girl who gave me cooties in third grade..."