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Joke of the Day

"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."

"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""

"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."

"my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card. i guess he really is a man after my own heart."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"

"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"

"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."

"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."