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Joke of the Day

"I hate forensic TV shows like CSI. I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?"

"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""

"I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni."

"Her:""my blinkers don't work I think I'm out of blinker fluid"" Me:""your car doesn't have blinker fluid."" Her:""I JUST SAID THAT PAY ATTENTION"""

"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs."

"What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome."

"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""

"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."