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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

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"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"
"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"
"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"
"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."
"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
"masturbate."