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"How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets? You Snoop, Dogg."
"what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? an ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
"How do you say Vaseline in German? Vienerslidein"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to gay man's house. Knock knock, who's there? The chicken."
"""I think we should touch other people's faces"" - blind break up"
"Apparently ""You probably don't hear this a lot, but I think you're quite attractive"" isn't a very good pickup line."
"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"