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Joke of the Day
"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8."
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"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"
"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted."
"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"
"I'm the opposite of a bee keeper. I lose bees all the time. I left a hive on the train today. Just accidentally threw a bee at a nun."
"My boyfriend thinks it's cute when I use the clap emoji but I've just been trying to tell him that I have an STD."
"Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas refrigerators."
"5yo: *smells glue stick* Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!! 5yo: it smells like strawberries! Me: give me that...*smells glue stick*"