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"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""
"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."
"What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it."
"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"
"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas."
"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"
"No beer or Snacks?!? WORST. PARTY. EVER. Family: uh...this is an Intervention Me: LAME, look, Grandmas so bored she's crying"
"I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car."
"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"