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Joke of the Day
"I hoped to be a mortgage some day... But it looks like I'm forever a loan."
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"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."
"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."
"My 6yo's homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!"
"Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips... ...but it's great for their calves."
"What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership"
"What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty"
"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"