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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... When she poops, her shit colides with the water and creates legible gravitional waves through space and time."

"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."

"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."

"[Request] Some computer jokes."

"What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium."

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."

"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."

"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""

"I wonder how many illegitimate socks are out there because of me?"

"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"