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Joke of the Day
"My friend said, ""Hey, can you tell me the time?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
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"Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart... ...also that's when the support ends"
"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"
"* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *"
"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."
"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."
"FRIENDSHIP TIP: stick your head under the bathroom stalls and introduce yourself! You never know where you'll find your soulmate"
"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."